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Hip Priest 

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour
Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.
Hip Priest by alexpaintwork November 7, 2023
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Judas Priest

One of the most influential bands in Heavy metal. Rob Halford is the vocalist of the band and has been influential to alot of metal vocalists today. Judas Priest has influenced power Metal Bands such as ANGRA and Helloween. Helloween has even done a cover of Electric Eye which absolutely slaps.
Rob Halford of Judas Priest is one of the best vocalists ever. The man can scream like a pissed demon.
Judas Priest by UltimateDoge November 14, 2023

Jae’Priest

A aspiring chef that loves to drive. A term used specifically for those that deliver food and/or packages in warehouses.
That Jae’Priest over there drove so recklessly, and he messed up my pizza.

Travis Priest

A rotten man who can never shit. Borderline organ failure. An unhealthy way to live.

In other cases a raging homosexual who is scared of big crowds.
Man, I’m feeling like Travis Priest. I need to shit!
Travis Priest by Young Man Z November 14, 2025

bone slap the priest 

When the food lookin fresh, you say it. The waiters at gore may restaurants say it when they serve wine to a roman attic couplem
Mah gurl made me some mac and the cheese. Dont mind if I do!😣 Bone slap the priest!
bone slap the priest by Ty a rone December 12, 2016

beat the priest

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

Flipper the Priest 

Flipper the priest is out tonight.
Oh yeah?
Yep, he's on the beer obviously
Flipper the Priest by SwagLord II November 22, 2021