Winnie The Pooh

When you have sex wearing only a t-shirt.

I got laid last night, but never took my shirt off. I totally did the Winnie the Pooh.

Haven't been to the gym in a bit, so I Winnie the Pooh'd her.

by Fran the beginner dancer October 19, 2014

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

pooh

Every group of friends has a 'pooh bear' or 'pooh' for short. He is the slightly round, funny guy that is the life of the party. Always ready to party and comes equipped with funny one liners and fun facts. They may or may not like honey, not required, but definitely likes to drink. Usually have some crazy hair or bald to accompany roundness and encourage comparisons to 'pooh bear'.

Those guys we met last night weren't that cool and our 'pooh' was definitely funnier than theirs and definitely can drink their guy under the table

by Bob Goulet December 29, 2007

pooched

broken; incorrect; displaying negative characteristics without explanation; less than optimal

I don't know what's wrong with your friggin' HDTV -- all I know is that it's probably pooched.

by 69 your mom December 26, 2005

poohar

the act of acting schupid
Often used by West Indian ppl

Yuh poorhar child yuh!

by JnFEzE November 5, 2003

poochie patch

The pubic area on the female body including the the sexual and reproductive organs, including the vulva, vagina, and pubic hair.

The woman wore a short dress with no undergarments, and everyone could see her poochie patch when she bent over.

by Professor Slang, esq April 16, 2009