parnic

The feeling of stress when you're trying to find a parking space but can't

I went around the block 5 times; I was in a parnic

by tokman May 22, 2024

parvita

parvita represents wrong. No matter how hard you try and try to fix your wrongs it never works. No matter what you do it’s never enough.

I just talked to a parvita and you could just tell they aren’t happy. Just a vibe.

by i hate everything December 15, 2024

Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Parkitecture

Noun.
Temporary art, culture, leisure amenities* to facilitate informal, intergenerational gathering on public property.

That shade project in Cambridge is a masterpiece of parkitecture.

by ShadeCambridge February 24, 2025

pornito

a short clip of a porno

I just wanked to some pornitos!

by squinto March 22, 2025

parbitration

What James Bond risked when he famously beat Goldfinger at his own cheating game by switching golf-balls.

If Gert Fröbe's character was so rich and influential dat he actually "owned the club", it might not have been much use for anyone else to resort to parbitration against him, since he likely had all of da local judges and lawyers in his pocket, also.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

Pornitis

When you watch to much porn and your hands get inflammation

He watched porn to often and after years of using his hand he got pornitis.

by Caligrl77 August 9, 2025