Testicular Paralysis

That feeling you get when you dare to imagine a very ugly woman in a G-string.

Dude just the thot of her wearing a thong, gives me testicular paralysis.

by tinunit June 24, 2011

Funny Video Paralysis

When you think a video is really funny and then you show it to your friends and not a single person laugh and your shocked as they stare into your soul while you ask yourself "Why is not funny anymore!"4

Last night I was with Jake and Chad and I totally got Funny Video Paralysis dude, It sucks so much!

by Da Pink March 12, 2017

paralyzer

when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.

You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.

by PoonToon December 3, 2007

paralykiss

A condition where your body can't move when someone kisses you gently on the neck. Your tongue disappears and you are speechless, your body goes numb except for the tingling, and all you can do is breathe - just barely.

I can't wait to give him an hour long case of paralykiss.

by guesswildly January 5, 2006

parlad

A parlad is a boy/girl that needs a shave

just no parlad!!!!!!!!

by psychojax March 5, 2008

Parleying

Conservatives giving each other reach arounds over conspiracy theories on Parler.

Kyle and Ken are parleying over Babylon Bee’s post.

by Mbail November 9, 2020

Parlait

1. Beer Pong move: To get two balls in the same cup with one ball all ready sunk in said cup. The ball is NOT pulled out. Verb

2. Doing anything that either raises the roof or brings the house down.Verb; legendary Adj.

Parlait
Parlait'ing
Parlait'ed

1. Keep that ball in, im gonna parlait!

2. Damn! Did you see the show last night? They Parlait'ed that ho!

by 8ballz March 29, 2009