nasal bondage

Japanese erotica where a woman is bound, and as an effect of her bondage, her nose is bound with hooks that pull back the nostrils and hold them open.

A: What do you mean the Japanese are a bunch of sexual deviants? Sure, bukkake, scat, and Roman showers are weird, but what else?
B: Two words -- Nasal Bondage.

by Skelebone Jones May 13, 2006

Nasal Douche

When one is drinking a beverage of any type and hears something ridiculously funny, it forces the liquid into the nasal cavity and throat and out the nostrils accompanied by choking, watery eyes, an empty drink and more laughter.

Note: Can be a slight bit painful if the liquid being consumed is an alcoholic beverage or a soda pop as it burns your nasal cavity a bit on exit.

"Dude stop making me laugh you totally just made me "Nasal Douche" with that last one and its burning my nostrils!"

by Born Flippy September 23, 2009

Nasal Sex

To stick your finger up your nose and repeatidly doing motions to get a booger. In too hard motions, bleeing can occur.

Little childrens have Nasal Sex.

by Finalninja447 March 19, 2010

nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it

Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Nasal Spray

While a woman is giving you a blowjob, the male quickly pulls out and cums in her nose.

"last night i gave my woman a nasal spray"

by 331 tittysprinkle December 6, 2009

whimpy nasal bronch

an insult meaning, because of a constantly congested nose, your voice sounds like a termite flatulating

or

you use this condition as an excuse

"You are a whimpy nasal bronch!"

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

NASA

Stands for
Need Another Seven Astronauts...

and

Need Another Shuttle Also.

The money that the government wastes on NASduh, could be used to solve many problems here on the earth.

by Jason L. March 25, 2005