Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

Whiskey Nap

aka passing out. The process by which the consumption of alcohol leads to one passing out, most likely not on purpose. Also, a whiskey nap may follow sleeping with a fat girl, breaking something, crashing a car or robbing a bank and not recalling any of it.

"Dude, Rob is such a bitch, he's taking a Whiskey Nap right now after only three drinks!"
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."

by Numero Two February 23, 2009

Banana Nap

A form of affection between a couple that is considered the upgraded or advanced version of spooning. Banana skin is smooth and thick, and the flesh is creamy white and soft. When two Bananas lay against each other they are having a Banana Nap.

I like long walks on the beach, walking my pet lizard, and banana naps

by Snowhite143 April 13, 2015

struggle nap

Sleep caused by stressing over problems in one's life.

I was so overwhelmed by school, work, and my relationship that a struggle nap was inevitable.

by JavSmi April 16, 2015

Emily Nap

When one takes a 12-24 hour sleep .
Named after a Girl who’s name is Emily that slept for 24 hours .

Friend : YO WAKE UP!
Me: What ?!
Friend : you’ve been asleep since yesterday nigga .
Me : oh shit ...
Friend : Bro you just had an Emily nap !

by Hoesaaay November 13, 2018

active nap

Used in retirement communities as code for an orgy that occurs during what is regularly scheduled naptime.

Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?

by A Rez October 7, 2018

puke nap

an affliction following an excessive amount of drinking that includes vomiting and a short respite before resuming drinking.

verb (used with or without object), puke nap, puk·ing nap (Slang)

I was day drinking and puked, then took a nap before happy hour.

Arron drank too many mai tais during the timeshare presentation and had to take a puke nap before the birthday party started later that night.

by bruinlover86 April 2, 2019