Muff Thunder

A vaginal secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. It is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. The only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear muff thunder are Humpback Whales. Further research is being done as we speak

No, I was having really intense sex with Cindy and she let out some ridiculous muff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on Simba's head.

by JKallday April 28, 2011

mffed

Mind-fucked; when something perpetually blows your mind

"Just watched Inception..that shit mffed me realllllll bad."

by kaytaynell October 17, 2011

Grease Muff

When someone (usually a man) with regularly sick flow is suffering from a combination a puffy bed-head hair and greasy hair. Can only be remedied by water and shampoo.

Todd: Dude, nice grease muff

Jim: Yeah, haven't showered yet today

Todd: That's dirty...

by SickFloJoe December 7, 2009

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.

"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."

"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"

by SUPERCAT69 May 5, 2010

Muff Tingler

A small beard covering only the chin.

Paul didn't want a full beard, so grew a muff tingler instead.

by trollson November 12, 2008

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008

muffburger

Female genitalia of full, voluptuous nature. Usually describing one that is appealling for oral sex.

I treated myself to a tasty muffburger last night.

by Damo February 4, 2005