Mount high school 

A place where 93% of all women are pregnant. The football team only wins because the players are used to running away from their child support of the cheerleaders.

1. I had my baby in the mount high school bathroom during homecoming.
2. These mount girls are so rude, atleast I have my daughter.

3. My baby's dad just got a touchdown!

Mount high school by Mount killer January 10, 2016

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour 

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).

Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour by PWS27 October 1, 2017

Mount Jamedew 

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1. An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew, and 1 Parts Jameson Whiskey. Typically drank from the can "Baptist Style" and best served cold. Originating as an urban myth in the early 21st Century (circa 2014), Mount Jamedew saw a resurgence via word-of-mouth guerilla advertising during the COVID-19 era and is now enjoyed in the homes of at least 4 American families. Is also sometimes shortened to simply "Jamedew". Variations include: John Jonah Jamedew/Johnny Jamedew (add the Scottish whisky of your choice), and Jaimédew (Tequila, preferably añejo, in place of Jameson)

-Yo, you want some Mount Jamedew?
-Dude, that's like your third can of Mount Jamedew, no way you're driving home.
-Every time we hear JJJJ accuse Spider-Man of being a criminal, we have to drink our John Jonah Jamedews.
-Look at this guy drinking Jamedew from a glass, what a weirdo.

Mount Jamedew by InventorofJamidew December 25, 2021

Mount St Mary

Mount St Mary is the second best all girls catholic high school in nj, falling short of oak knoll. Most athletic girls attend Mount on a Mercy Scholarship and leave with a 4.2 GPA. About 7 D1 commits in each senior class. Classiest most funniest chicks you will ever meet. Too good for St Joes boys and way too good for Oratory boys. Most prefer Delbarton or Seton Hall Prep. Prob will take your man if you go to st Elizabeths or Villa. Commonly threatened by oratory boys due to the fact they aren’t into gays. Will suck your dick if your the Varsity Lacrosse captain at Delbarton or Shp. Treat these girls with respect. Know your place shithead.

Oratory Kid: I love your ass
Mount Girl: Get the fuck away from me
Oratory Kid: I’m cutting off my micro penis and attending Mount St Mary next year

Mount St Mary by DelbartonBoy June 9, 2022

mount vernon

A city that's getting more and more dangerous each day. I grew up there and its really sad to see what goes on in Mount Vernon today. Gunshots are a normal sound now. If you see something red on the sidewalk, its blood, not a popsickle stick that a kid dropped. So much stuff happens there that it isn't even put on the news anymore.

My uncle was carjacked in Mount vernon two days ago.

mount vernon by Ricko3 May 21, 2006

Mount Horeb 

A tiny ass town about 20 mi. west of Madison, Wisconsin its full of ultra religious hicks, stoners and normal hicks, and about 5% is somewhat tolerable. Most of the teachers at the high school are fucking stupid, along with the she-man vice-principal, in fact most of the people are fucking stupid. It is considered to have a good school district but that is only because statistics lie, and 98% of the people there are middle class White Christians, and the enter school district has 5 Jews and 10 black people. FFA, Future Farmers Association is by far the largest group there. It is also the Troll capital of the country and has about 10 wooden carved trolls around town along with an over abundance of antique shops and restaurants that change every year and a half.

Mount Horeb is such a shitty place to live.

Mount Horeb by chrry bm8 March 24, 2007

Mount Eliza 

The most insulated of suburbs along the Mornington Peninsula in VIC. Its residents are generally old snobs, cashed up asians, painful and wealthy soccer mums and rich teenagers. The pinacle of Mount Eliza's community is 'The Village' a shopping village consisting of 80% hair salons 10% cafes and 10% overpriced retail stores.

Person A: "Dude do you live in Mount Eliza?"

Person B: "Nah dude, I'm not rich or snobby!"

Mount Eliza by chris pero November 25, 2011