Z-Mop

A cross between a mullet and a bowl cut.

Dude, did you see Stan's new haircut?
Yeah, it's a total Z-Mop

by skeebz October 17, 2010

Mopped up

Looking beat up or haggered

Man you ex is looking mopped up these days!

by AnitaPounding September 13, 2019

Fag Mop

That little gay mustache "cool" people have under their lower lip. Aside from asthetic purposes, the "fag mop" is mostly used to capture semen after giving gay oral sex.

His fag mop prevented my manjuice from trickling down too far.

by Poop_jesus July 20, 2006

Wolly Mopped

The act or state of an individual who has consumed to many alcoholic beverages.

Look at that nigger over there chugging the Vodka. He is sure to be Wolly Mopped later.

by da B0ss October 25, 2009

snot mop

A mustache, sometimes unkempt and thick.

Guy 1: Dude get rid of your snot mop. It looks disgusting!
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*

by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 27, 2010

The Dirty Mop

It is where u drag sweaty balls across someones face.

I ran a mile then gave my girl friend The Dirty Mop.

by n a f t a June 4, 2009

pop mop

a rocknroll hair style worn by indie rockers or those of the indie rock genre.
Also known as the floppie,the shaggy, the vulcan, or the modified bed-head; this male hairstyle generally consists of hair ready made to fall over the eyes-

I can pop I can rock and I have a mop I can pop rock.

by herbiewa April 21, 2004