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Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.
Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!
by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002
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Moaning

by Ryker19 June 1, 2019
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morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004
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Good Moaning

by IdontKnowMyName July 20, 2014
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Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011
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Late Morning

The period between "mid morning" and "afternoon", so usually between 11am-12pm or so
by Toby Westoner May 11, 2011
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morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.
Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.
by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006
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