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Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.
Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!
Morning head by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002
Moaning by Ryker19 June 1, 2019

morning wood 

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
morning wood by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004

Good Moaning 

Waking up in the morning and having morning sex.

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

Late Morning

The period between "mid morning" and "afternoon", so usually between 11am-12pm or so