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Mole Man 

A person is considered a mole man when they posess the following qualities: short fat bald creepy stupid. Mole men often feel entitled to things that they do not deserve due to the fact they cannot identify themselves as moles. A mole man's job in life is to do the jobs that other people are too good to do. these jobs include janitory work and taxi driving, to name a few.
Tom: Did you ever see Danny Devito in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Jeff: Yeah. He is such a mole man!
Mole Man by Lester Clinton August 24, 2011
Related Words

Mole Bowl 

A piece of paper that is folded into a certain way to hold your mole (the mixture of weed and tobacco used in a bong)
"Can u make me a mole bowl?"

"Pass the mole bowl"
Mole Bowl by devvonshire June 3, 2007

Mole in the hole 

When a shit digs through the brown bush of the anus, to rejuvenate in the waterfalls of justice.
Common explanations of "Mole in the hole"

I think the mole wants out of the hole.

Excuse me while I give the mole a push.
Mole in the hole by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007

mole buzzers 

Pickpockets who target women and purses specially as a surrogate for being frustrated having never touched the female body.
" that pickpocket over there isn't very discrete of a mole buzzer,is he?"
mole buzzers by _TwiTch_ May 23, 2005

mole/dirtymexican 

person me and zach and joey do not like
ryleigh werts is a dirty mexican {look up 'dirtymexican'
mole/dirtymexican by bobby jack January 20, 2005

mole run 

Whenever your boyfriend or husband's cock is soo big that you can almost feel it running up your belly towards your throat, making it feel as if an impression of his cock should be ran up your middle.
Oh my goodness his dick was so big I had a mole run up to my throat!

I put my dick in her ass and made a mole run up her back! It was awesome!
mole run by specialK2010 November 30, 2010