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Microsoft

1.The awesome company that everyone seems to think is evil.

2.A really small, floppy cock.
"Windows started sucking at Vista"

"Man, that guy sure had a Microsoft!"
by Blobis August 12, 2007
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Microsfot

microsfot is a common typo of Microsoft
microsfot suxs ass
by Carl May 12, 2003
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Microsoft Game Studios

a hole in the wall where monkeys code games
dumpster, port o potie, empty tire, can all be used as microsoft game studios, they even have a mobile studio, the garbage truck
by Towelie February 27, 2005
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Microsoft Personality

A personality prevalent amongst employees of The Microsoft Corporation. Typically people who have alienated themselves from their friends and family.

The only have meaningful personal relationships with various project managers over Outlook 2004.
"I'm not going to go to my own mother's funeral because she had such a Microsoft Personality."

"I only let him get to 2nd base with me because he was only a Orange Badge."
by Donald Johnson August 26, 2007
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Microsoft word

gay as fuck microsoft application which is easy to make and fucking rips everyone off with a piece of fucking paper
by RUPERRRRRRTTTTTT September 14, 2017
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Microsoft Fanboy

Notice how there are no other definitions for "Microsoft Fanboys," maybe because there is no such thing as a Microsoft Fanboy.

But iif you Search up, "Apple Fanboy" and you will notice how much differently Microsoft and Apple users are.

Microsoft users are laid back and use their computers for what they need to use them for (without any undeeded, overpriced extras that apple products have)
Apple Fanboy: "Hey, check out my new Ipod and iphone 4s that I got by staying all night on the release day! Its sooo much better than the Iphone 4 because its just faster!"

Microsoft User: "My Zune and windows phone has the same features as your ipod and iphone"

Apple Fanboy: "Well Ipods are better than Zunes anyway"

Microsoft User: "That's why you can plug your Zune in to your friend's computer and have music from other libraries too right?"

Apple Fanboy: "That just means you're poor and can't buy your music yourself along with a new device that comes out every year that costs 3000 dollars. You're just a Microsoft Fanboy, oh wait, shit, there's no such thing" *shutsups*
by Nycskater March 24, 2012
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Microscam

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.
1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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