Fap Map

A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.

Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.

by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021

all over the map

1)describing a situation that is diverse or disorganized.

2)describing a person with a wide range of skills or interests.

1)we can't stay in business if our finances are gonna be all over the map like this.

2)if you travel all over the world, you could end up being all over the map.

by hipster July 3, 2004

breath of the wild object map

breath of the wild object map
a map that shows objects

John Cunningham: "Did you use the 'breath of the wild object map' to find all 900 koroks?"
Steve Harvey: "yeah man i used the 'breath of the wild object map' to find all 900 koroks!!"

by don's ihpone May 10, 2022

Minor Attracted Person (MAP)

A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.

Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"

Timmy was publicly executed moments later.

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

The map is not the territory

The words we use to describe something are not the thing we are describing. The map is not the territory. The menu is not the meal. Know the difference.

Religion is not God. The map is not the territory.

by HelenaK December 15, 2011

mole map

When you play connect the dots with your partners moles with your semen

Tom: Last night, I played connect the dots on my bitch's back with my jizz.

Richard: Oh so you made the mole map?

by Tom Seaman September 24, 2018

NWEA Map Test

A stupid ass test taken at the beginning of the year to prepare students for the torture that's to come.

I've been taking the NWEA Map Test for 6 hours, I want to kill myself.

by MondayDictionary September 16, 2021