Definitions by PorkLover69

platinum chatting 

Having a great conversation in a great location. A lesser conversation in a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie sheen’s whore house, this is platinum chatting.

platinum chatting by PorkLover69 March 26, 2024

Platinum Chatting 

Having a great conversation at a great location. A lesser conversation at a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie Sheen’s whore house, this is Platinum Chatting.

Platinum Chatting by PorkLover69 March 22, 2024

Quick spits 

The moist flow that rolls off the mouth sides, front, and bottom. This proceeds after a putrid shot of liquor.

Clay: Oh hey buddy how them quick spits?
Brycen: I’ll never take a shot of jägermeister again.

Quick spits by PorkLover69 July 22, 2021

Fap Map 

A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.

Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.

Fap Map by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021