Quick spits

The moist flow that rolls off the mouth sides, front, and bottom. This proceeds after a putrid shot of liquor.

Clay: Oh hey buddy how them quick spits?
Brycen: I’ll never take a shot of jägermeister again.

by PorkLover69 July 23, 2021

Fap Map

A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.

Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.

by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021

Platinum Chatting

Having a great conversation at a great location. A lesser conversation at a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie Sheen’s whore house, this is Platinum Chatting.

by PorkLover69 March 22, 2024

platinum chatting

Having a great conversation in a great location. A lesser conversation in a shittier location could never be platinum chatting.

Man I never thought I’d be talking to you by a bonfire outside of Charlie sheen’s whore house, this is platinum chatting.

by PorkLover69 March 26, 2024