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maek

Pronounced: 'mack' unless you're a cute Danish girl and then you can pronounce it any damn way you please.
Origin: Sound of a whining duck likened by a friend of mine to our German/Irish flatmates incessant complaining and sponging.
Later, through massive repetition, taken, begrudgingly at first, into the hearts and vocabularys of friends and pub mates.
Why?: It's basically another word for bullshit, but you can say it in a funny way, like a duck, or in a derogatory way, like if the person talking is such a dickfuck twat that you can't be fucked to glass them, yet still feel the need to express your feelings.
Also useful as a word in a sentence when you can't think of the right one, or just as punctuation or to keep strangers away, people that might be getting too close, starting to see the mask slip. Sorry, where were we?
"Chris, come on, look at this mess - I've been at work all day, been shopping, and you promised you'd wash up and make the bed. And the wet cloths are still in the washing mashine!"
"Maek maek."

"So I was going down the shops and I saw Brian and he was like the usual you know, maek maek."
"Same old Brian."
"Yeah..."

"Alright Chris, how's tricks?"
"Oh, the usual maek."

(Good looking friend of a friend, aquaintance, whatever - nice arse, she comes along and goes to take one of your cigarettes without asking, just giving a cheeky grin. And you, quick as a fox, snatch the packing and bark "maek" in her face.)
Hang on... is this why I haven't been getting laid much lately?
by Sigoejner September 28, 2006
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Is a stong admirable dark prince.

He is beautiful, kind, fair, loving, worthy and playful. He may talk alot, but when he is gone you miss him very much. You only have to think of his name and smile. He is a person you will never stop loving or forget.
"What more can I say? That's Maea."
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mad mackay

a mad, fat, musical man who smells terrible, sweats like a pig, calls everyone son (including girls and people his own age), never remembers names including his own, has the word mackay somewhere in his name and is mentally retarded.
Girl: sits down in a classroom
Mad MacKay: ''You can't sit there, son!!!'
Girl: thinks to herself 'what a mad mackay!!!'
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Why you mackalackin knowing you can't get with this!
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Girl: Is that MacKai
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Me: Whoa, yep, that's MacKai!
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mackage package

a dude with all the right stuff in place, good job, education, good looking, nice car, good build, dancing skills,stylin' clothes,everthing neccesary for makin it with the ladies.
check out that dudes' whip and his clothes, he's got the mackage package.
by j.d. smith July 9, 2003
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