lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004

Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion

The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.

Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha

by ANDERURRYICK November 18, 2007

Lotition

To murder someone for their hot chocolate

Or

Lotitious: the urge to murder someone for their hot chocolate

Person 1: I feel like some hot cocoa today.

Person 2: I'm feeling particularly lotitious today as well, shall we go wait in the alleyway?

Person 1: Most definitely. I think I saw someone go in there with a cup of cocoa earlier. Do you have your gun?

Person 2: Always. You never know when you get a chance to lotition someone!

by GlassAngel January 18, 2009

LOOTIN'IT

Lootin'it\ˈlüt enit\ (noun)

Street lingo/jargon originating in Eleanor Roosevelt Houses in The Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn New York in the early 90's

1-when you know in your heart someone is fabricating their dealing in past, or present situations.

2-Lying your motherfucking ass off...
lying for no reason
3- An exaggerated or preposterous spin on a story or tale...

"Yo son is lootin'it mad retardedly. You know he didn't do any of the shit he claimed he did... He's lootin'it wickedly.

You know how much of a liar she is. She's always lootin'it.

by T'sedeqie October 24, 2010

calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway

I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."

by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010

Bro-llatio

1) An act of fellatio that occurs during a 3-way (between a girl and two guys), when one dude decides it's cool to suck the other guy's dick.

I had the best threeway last night. Tim totally gave me Bro-llatio in the middle of it. Way stoked!

by DJ Automix June 29, 2011

the lotion

When you cum on a chick and rub it into her skin instead of cleaning it up.

"I was too lazy to get up after fuckin her so I used the lotion on that bitch!"

by KuhmPainter April 20, 2018