Leeroy

A cocktail of mdma and ketamine.

Person 1: Fancy snorting this leeroy mate? Person 2: What's in it though? Person 1: md & ket. Person 2: Sure thing!

by splint0r January 3, 2011

Lazers

Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by That Hobo that isn't a hobo April 25, 2011

lazer kitten

a mystical beast no ones heard of! it'll eat you soul!

i just saw a lazer kitten in my backyerd!

by JIMMYJONG October 23, 2006

Lazer tag

code name for smoking weed
try smoking and then go play laser tag and tell me it isnt the most fun thing you have ever done
What kind of gun do you have

Want to go play some lazer tag?

by funguy2188 May 14, 2011

the lazer

When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.

Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")

by Wesley!! April 24, 2009

Lukewarm Leeroy

This is a sexual maneuver involving feces, proper planning, and the element of surprise. Below is the full description of how to perform a Lukewarm Leeroy.

1. Prior to intercourse, one sex partner must defecate onto a plate without the other sex partner's knowledge. Keeping the plate of feces secret is key.

2. Once the defecating sex partner completes his bowel movement, the fecal plate should be hidden and kept secret from the other sex partner until just the right moment.

3. With the plate of dung hidden, the sexual partners should proceed to have a nice session of lovemaking.

4. At the height of mutual climax, the preparer of the plate of defecation should immediately and quickly run to grab the hidden plate of excrement.

5. With the tainted flatware in hand, the fecal bearing sex partner should run frantically screaming towards the unsuspecting sex partner and violently
throw the plate of crap at the person's chest.

Note: It is common to scream "Leeroy Jenkins!!!!" before throwing the plate of defecation at the utterly shocked sex partner. This phenomenon along with the close relation to the sexual move the "Hot Carl" is where the name Lukewarm Leeroy was derived (the dung is no longer "hot" since it was sitting on a plate, hence the term "lukewarm").

I gave my ex-girlfriend a Lukewarm Leeroy and now she is in a mental institution. She still hasn't recovered from the shock of me running at her full speed with a plate full of crap while screaming "Leeroy Jenkins" and then throwing it at her chest with all my might right after we had sex.

by Reynold Tucan May 9, 2008

Leeroy Jenkins

1. The famous World of Warcraft player and Chicken Lover, known for his stupid act of running into a field of enemies before his team was ready. I guess he was too excited for his paladin shoulders or whatever he needed from that trip (I don't play WoW.)

2. My Xbox Live name (LeeroyJenkinz13) that all my friends make fun of me for, but everyone else loves it....

1. "Let's do this, LEEEEEERRROOYY nJJEENNNKKKIIIINNSS"
"God damnit Leeroy!!"
"Shit, well I'm dead. Are we all dead?...hhmmmm...Nice goin' Leeroy!"
"Leeroy you SUCK!"
"It's not my fault! It's not my fault..."

2. "...Ya well at least my Live name isn't Leeroy Jenkins..."

by The_Real_McCoy (LeeroyJenkinz13) January 12, 2008