Kobe Watching

1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.

2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater

see peeping tom
Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"

Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"

Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)

Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"

Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"

Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"
by that one guyyyyy June 13, 2010
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Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.
- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."
by dirtyChef November 26, 2013
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Aaron Kobe

A fucking bitch skrub in csgo worse then fucking leafy...

Some kid that u meet in csgo that blocks/bait and sprays like ur mom at night!

DONT TALK TO THIS SLUT!

HES A FUCKING SKRUB!
You play like a Aaron Kobe You skrub
by Vestrodoge May 04, 2016
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kobe dodd

kobe is really mean and like to eat my food and he scabed my drink
kobe dodd
ohh why are you a little asshole domb bitch. kobe dodd
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Kobe Bryant

PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE COME BACK KOBE
Man I can’t believe Kobe Bryant is gone.
by Thereal🥴 February 13, 2020
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Kobe Style

To go anal without permission during consensual sex, thus making the sex non-consensual.
She chased him out of the bedroom and threw his pants at him. Never again would he go Kobe Style on a woman he cared about.
by Tim Bax August 25, 2003
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Kobe lobster

The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster... that is, lobster fed with Kobe beef.

How I met your mother
by Omnijonn October 30, 2007
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