Jizzuming

(verb) Basically, another word for jizzing. Implies a larger load of semen being released.

I was jizzuming into every crevice.

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

Jizzmopper

Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.

Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.

Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.

1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.

by Kenneth Lei January 11, 2009

Jizzmong

Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"

by jizzmong hunter July 15, 2009

jizzunk

a popped ass, ghetto-booty, or badonkadonk

Oh snap! Check out her jizzunk!

by tjholl April 3, 2010

jizzmopper

DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.

That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.

by mimikova April 28, 2011

Jizzues

Tissues used to clean jizz off things/people after you cum on it/them.

Oh man I blew so hard that I had to use a whole box of jizzues.

by pbatemen October 16, 2011

Jizzmuh

A guy who often Jizz over random girls on the internet. He doesnt have alot of friends, he is very sad and tends to waste his day "Fapping"

Oh no you just did a Jizzmuh, Did you hear about about that guy? He jizzmuh'd all over her!

by SwagOverLoader April 12, 2013