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Jerk Circus
A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.
How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.
Jerk Circus by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009
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Jerk Off Condom
An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.
Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?
Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.
Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.
Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
Jerk Off Condom by iandiablo April 1, 2011
Jerk Jerky
Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."
Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."
Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."
Jerk Jerky by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010