by gaming dot September 07, 2017
The closest thing to hell that has ever existed on earth. Althought it only contains freshmen and sophmores, it still has around 3,000 freakishly smart, overachiveing students. The teachers differ, but the homework load is always ludicrous. Kids who are not in at least 1 AP class are labeled mentally handicapped and a GPA below 3.5 is considered blashpemous. But the worst part of jasper is that it is a school divided. 2/3 of the students will go to plano senior for their final years of high school, while the other 1/3 will go to plano west, the rival school. Friends made at jasper are torn apart by the split, and school spirit is non-existant.
kid 1: hey what's your GPA?
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School
by msds203 March 19, 2011
A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.
-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!
by Harvard Dropout May 27, 2018
When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.
by Soggy Jaspers December 26, 2008
The best cowboy antropomorphic doggo in the world! He loves hang out with his friends! And play the bass-guitar that he calls paw! He born on a farm outside of Tennessee!!!!! The T in his name means "Tennessee"!!!
Jasper T Jowls is so cute :)
by Showbiz pizza internacional ™ May 15, 2020
Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
by Nick Danger Brother January 07, 2022
Jasper Al-rashid (born September 11, 1988), is a Bangladeshi Soul/Jazz/Rock singer-songwriter and record producer. He's the first musician in Bangladesh to incorporate Soul music in the country's commercial industry.
by shar1f June 08, 2010