Jamaican Pancake Maker

The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.

Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?

Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.

by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013

Jamaican Mother

A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.

Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?

Child : None of your business...i'll be back later

Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)

Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?

Child : None of your business...i'll be back later

Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*

Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO

Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!

Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*

Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14

by 18Haverhill January 2, 2017

javain

Sexiest Person you will ever meet and is very good at having sex he Is popular and once you get to know him you'll love him

Yo look at that "Javain"

by Uavibbb April 13, 2018

Jet Jamming

The Act of discretely recieving sexual pleasure from a jacuzzi jet by placing one's genitals in front of the jet's blast.

note - it is always a good idea to have a spotter and/or a decoy, should a lifeguard become suspicious.

"Yo last friday we wasn't gettin' no play at da club, so me and my homies rolled to the rec centre and jet jammed the fuck out dat bitch!"

"Dude, i got banned from the pool last week cause i got caught jet jamming by one of the life guards... so embarassing"

by M-Russ November 4, 2009

jammin

listening to music, chillin, cotchin

danielle: safe cuzzi, wot u on?
rhianne: nuffin much..jammin

by regggw4th November 20, 2003

Jamaican time

When you tell someone that you are going to be somewhere at a certain time but show up hours later.

Chicken: "Dude where the fuck have you been???"

Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"

Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"

by Rick Slender November 17, 2006

jamaician house guest

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word

"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John

by Gay 69 May 23, 2008