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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
mugGet the jab my thumb into the eye and follow throughmug.

chicken jab

specialty by wuskin
max won on retro , she's getting the chicken jab tonight
by heaAddict April 17, 2024
mugGet the chicken jabmug.

Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.
by MathPlus January 7, 2022
mugGet the Jolly-Jabbedmug.

Jabs

Used in freight brokerage. When something actually goes according to plan.
Holy shit! That driver actually picked up and delivered that load on time without cursing anyone out?! That is totally jabs!
by ShinnyPutty April 2, 2022
mugGet the Jabsmug.

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.
Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012
mugGet the jabbing a Darrenmug.

jibber jabbed

Noun jib-er jab-bed. To mock, or make fun of an individual whom is dressed in extreme motor cycle gear. Usually tends to be living or around a desert. and must drive a baja style lifted ( only in the front colin) toyota tacome with fender flares all around. metal mulissha sticker possibly may adorn the rear window.
12:45 CHILLNHR: you straight Jibber Jabbed me...
by punching ghandi July 27, 2009
mugGet the jibber jabbedmug.

jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist
Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place
by Ecktamine September 20, 2015
mugGet the jobby jabmug.

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