Israeled

When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!

I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.

by derw00d January 26, 2024

Ben-Israel

People who have the last name Ben-Israel, tend to be heart warming people, who care for others, they struggle with many problems on the inside but still tend to be there when others need a shoulder to cry on. They are gorgeous and have the most amazing features but when they look in the mirror they can’t help but be filled with disgust. Look out for this person because when the world is ending, they’ll be running to find you and protect you.

Their last name is Ben-Israel.

by anonymous August 19, 2024

Israeled

The ability to achieve amazing results given very difficult conditions.

Bill israeled the ski race course even though it was very windy.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Israeled

Overcame bad odds to achieve remarkable things, such as building farms and cities in a rocky desert, escaping the Holocaust with no possessions and then building a business and becoming a philanthropist, maintaining a democracy and a growing population while under attack from all borders, etc

"Jorge was born into poverty and homelessness but he israeled his butt off to become a doctor and now he helps his old community."

by Truthseeker613 January 25, 2024

Israeled

The act of returning something to its original condition. To restore, rebuild and rededicate.

Following the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid empire, the Second Temple was Israeled and became the religious pillar of the Jewish Hasmonean Kingdom, as well as culturally associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.

by OneIngloriousBasterd December 28, 2023

Israel

1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh

Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok

Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao

(Later…)

Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!

by LHInotShaggy November 22, 2023

Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.

Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?

by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024