Insta-Period

When you're talking to your bro, and all of a sudden he gets hella piss and upset like girl pmsing and your bro won't STFU or Calm his tits

Nick Orlov driving and he goes Insta-Period

by Jack KeyChain July 6, 2014

Insta Nut

To instantaneously ejactulate

Yo bro that pussy was so good I insta nut

by Swagmoneymillionare March 14, 2015

insta-spectacular

Something that starts out bad or ok and turns instantly spectacular!

First my penis wasn't right, but then I looked at some porn and now it's insta-spectacular!

by The Waffler February 8, 2005

Instadaddy

A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.

She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.

by The_Enbalmer November 26, 2006

insta-stink

the act of spreading ones ass cheeks and farting, producing a cloud of rancid ass instantaneously making the room smell like queen latifah's queef.

While Jake was sleeping, Bogart violated his face with insta-stink. =^.^=

by shootermkgav1n January 19, 2010

Insta-betes

Instant diabetes; a form of diabetes contracted in a single bite of something.

Maple glazed bacon donuts are delicious, but beware: Three bites puts you at serious risk of insta-betes.

by lebonj February 1, 2010

instafuckable

When you see a man/woman and decide you could have sexual relations with them, regardless of their personality or physical appearance.

Maria: Theo is such an ass whole.
Annie: Yeah, but he is like a 10 - he's instafuckable
Maria: That's true - get on that!

by JMcMahon December 3, 2011