Lisa was having an April Winds on Saturday. She went to the beach, chopped firewood, and drank tea until dusk.
by silverseal September 19, 2011

by KJO March 2, 2015

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.
by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

goof 1: im sending you out to work the fields
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
by evanger October 5, 2023

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.
Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.
Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.
Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011
