To place a small candy such as m&m's or nerds between the foreskin and glans penis prior to receiving oral sex.
by Richi J October 13, 2008
Get the Iraqi Candy Shop mug.An opportunity for companies like Blackwater and KBR to make a killing, in however way you want to interpret that.
It actually isn't a war, since former President Bush declared "mission accomplished" on day 89/90 of his lease on the military. Now it has turned into a "rebuilding effort," or a more appropriate term could be damage control.
Now here's the trick that the U.S had up its sleeve all along: they didn't want Iraq to be "democratic," or whatever that's suposed to mean. They wanted to take over Iraq for its potential in the sand business. Yes, I promise you, the sand business.
You might say that's lunacy, but what else makes sense?
You see, if the Americans take back the Holy Sands, which was prized by all in the Middle Ages, they can build the biggest fucking sandecastle in the world.
This will be used to imprison all so-called "terrorists," but more importantly, it will be used to compensate for America's... eh... problem.
Just like the average American civilian's stockload of compensating tools called "guns," the world's biggest fuckign sand castle ever will represent a giant penis.
Just like Manifest Destiny, Sandifest Destiny will be a wet dream come true for Americans and mutated lizards (Dick Cheney) alike.
It actually isn't a war, since former President Bush declared "mission accomplished" on day 89/90 of his lease on the military. Now it has turned into a "rebuilding effort," or a more appropriate term could be damage control.
Now here's the trick that the U.S had up its sleeve all along: they didn't want Iraq to be "democratic," or whatever that's suposed to mean. They wanted to take over Iraq for its potential in the sand business. Yes, I promise you, the sand business.
You might say that's lunacy, but what else makes sense?
You see, if the Americans take back the Holy Sands, which was prized by all in the Middle Ages, they can build the biggest fucking sandecastle in the world.
This will be used to imprison all so-called "terrorists," but more importantly, it will be used to compensate for America's... eh... problem.
Just like the average American civilian's stockload of compensating tools called "guns," the world's biggest fuckign sand castle ever will represent a giant penis.
Just like Manifest Destiny, Sandifest Destiny will be a wet dream come true for Americans and mutated lizards (Dick Cheney) alike.
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Person 1- Hey, how's the Iraq war going?
Person 2- Pretty good, I started chafing a little after a while, but I toughed it out.
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American husband- Honey, you know what we need behind all of the assault rifles and power tools? An Iraq war.
Person 1- Hey, how's the Iraq war going?
Person 2- Pretty good, I started chafing a little after a while, but I toughed it out.
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American husband- Honey, you know what we need behind all of the assault rifles and power tools? An Iraq war.
by DefinatelynotJeremyA February 13, 2010
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A war which was started in ernest to attempt to contain the possiblity of a terroist threat wether the threat was real or not is unknown to much of the people in th U.S. and U.K. a few good things came out of it such as a dictator going out of power and the people of iraq gaining the chance to get out of the dark ages which theocracy and horrible fanatisim kept most of the people in shackles of both fear and lack of trust (due to the fanatic muslims giveing the rest a bad rep) but has caused much more bad than good due to the dominate super power (the united states of america) losing its credability and reputation amongst other nations and the global media capitalising on that this has cost the american people much. with the loss of the reputation we have been blamed for outrageous and over exagerated events. and our people have been the unjust target of prejuduce when our government should be takeing the heat. and for those of you who hate america you should know that we have no voice in government as we cannot elect our leaders...thats right the people who actualy vote for the president are not bound by our peoples choice
forign man: fuck america there nothing but war-mongering bitches you all started iraq war!
American: actualy our government did
:forign man: you american fucks are the government you fucking dick sucking terroist!
American: do you even know how our government works?
forign man:..you suck!
American:soooo... i take it thats a no?
forign man: i hope all of you have another 9/11!
American: we have no say in our government. what little we had was all but destroyed by the patriot act. so why are you blameing us?
forign man:...(try's to form a logical argument...fails)
American: actualy our government did
:forign man: you american fucks are the government you fucking dick sucking terroist!
American: do you even know how our government works?
forign man:..you suck!
American:soooo... i take it thats a no?
forign man: i hope all of you have another 9/11!
American: we have no say in our government. what little we had was all but destroyed by the patriot act. so why are you blameing us?
forign man:...(try's to form a logical argument...fails)
by theseekeroftruth October 26, 2007
Get the Iraq war mug.A jackass that shouldn't become president, someone who lies, deceives, makes empty promises, earns sympathy and convinces voters with a carebare stare... aka Barack Obama
Don't vote for Iraq Osama! Can't you recognize Bin Laden after a shave and a haircut?
CIA agent Tim Osman aka Osama Bin Laden aka Iraq Osama aka Barack Obama
CIA agent Tim Osman aka Osama Bin Laden aka Iraq Osama aka Barack Obama
by mellow moods February 15, 2008
Get the Iraq Osama mug.A) A country in the middle east, which claims Mesopotamian heritage, namely, Sumerian. It has become a spotlight for media attention because of George W. Bush's decision to invade Iraq to try to either gain access to the oil supply or to stop Saddam from using WMDs and training terrorists. choose your version of the story.
B) The name of my fucking pipe.
B) The name of my fucking pipe.
by SaddamFromIraq December 19, 2007
Get the iraq mug.An individual who resides in Iraq. Most Iraqi's appreciate the help the US has given them, however they are eager to take back direct control of the country.
Iraqi women and children now have more rights than they did before. Political opinions can be expressed without fear of death or torture.
Less Iraqi civilians will die now that a dictatorship has been removed and his crimes against his people stopped.
Iraqi women and children now have more rights than they did before. Political opinions can be expressed without fear of death or torture.
Less Iraqi civilians will die now that a dictatorship has been removed and his crimes against his people stopped.
My friend was an Iraqi Civilian. She was killed because her father refused to cooperate with the 'police'.
by JGOC May 13, 2005
Get the Iraqi Civilian mug.1. Having an Iraqi accent. 2. The process that takes place in a soldier's voice as his original accent fades away and a melding of many soldiers accent's forms; typical when many soldiers from many different places come together, mostly happening when a soldier is away at war, in Iraq
Person: Man, what happened to your Minnesota accent? Soldier: When I got deployed I totally picked up an Iraqccent!
by Jahmyma March 19, 2010
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