Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012

Self-Help Junkie

Self-help junkies fool themselves into thinking that they’re helping themselves, but in reality, they’re just absorbing new information

1.For example, are you obsessed with increasing your reading speed, yet you consistently find that you can’t pay your bills on time? then definetly you are defeating the purpose and being self-help junkie.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.

by jawwnvi January 21, 2019

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

g help

something that a girl named paige needs

“this girl needs g help”-frank, “she really does”- joe

by someone that is a someone January 1, 2022

oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw

oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp

by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020

How to get help in Windows 10

The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.

Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!

by "D*cktionary" November 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary Help Center

Completely useless feature on a web site

Urban Dictionary Help Center is completely useless, it has 7 articles and no way to contact anyone for help.

by Maxx-B March 23, 2021