Heady

When you vape or smoke a cigarette and you get a read rush from the nicotine

Damn that breeze had 50mg of nicotine and now i have a fat heady

by litbabyboi September 23, 2018

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

healy

A person who raids co-worker's items in the fridge and often takes food home. typically they enjoy tram spotting on the way home.

You are such a healy branno

by danga January 28, 2007

headlight whore

You know those people you see driving down the road at 1 in the afternoon on a sunny day with their headlights on for no reason? Yeah, those people.

Buddy, stop being a headlight whore and turn your headlights off, the sun is blinding my vision enough.

by Bumfuzz1 July 27, 2010

headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.

Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

headless dick

A hot dog, sausage, weiner, or other cylindrically-shaped meat based food product. So named for its resemblance in size and shape to the male penis, minus the mushroom "head" or glans-like bulbous anatomical feature at one end. Also can be abbreviated to "H.D." or "HD's" (plural) for added trendiness & urban hotness, or when uttered in public places or among mixed company.

"Are you hungry? 'Cause I'm gonna fry up some headless dicks here for us." Or, "Chet's gonna make his famous Headless Dick Fricassee for dinner tonight!" And "Can we go to Albertson's? I need to get some milk, butter, and HDs!"

by SJ Pablo April 3, 2006

headline

A short saying, quote, lyrics, etc.. used on MySpace. This saying goes right next to your picture in quotation marks.

MySpace headline:
1) I love Josh!
2) To be or not to be? That is the question!
3) I can't make it on my own.. because my heart is in Ohio!

by oooh_shiny August 14, 2007