Kentucky Handkerchief

The practice of blowing snot out of one's nose by pressing shut one nostril and violently exhaling through the open nostril.

Dude, my nose is running and I don't have my snotrag.

Just use your Kentucky Handkerchief why don'tcha?

Handkerchief

by docdoober1 July 21, 2009

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009

Net hanger

Similar to cock blocking,it's what an ugly dude does when he knows he'll never score the hot chick he's standing next to or sitting next to in a bar. But he won't leave his seat or spot if his life depended on it. Therefore, preventing anyone else from getting close to her.

" I was really digging that chick sittting at the corner of the bar last night,but some net hanger wouldn't let me get in close with her."

by ToeKneeRi October 19, 2011

cack handed

It means an awkward or inept way of doing something; originally meaning left handed, stemming from cultures that use their right hand to eat and their left hand to wipe their behind.

That shelf you put up looks a bit cack handed

by The Acid Drop Kid November 4, 2007

Poodle Hanger

Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.

Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.

by Big_Phil May 23, 2009

the end of the road (or "sof haderech")

this phrase, comes originally from the hebrew phrase "sof haderech", means "something great";
either it's a fun video game, a tasty cake, a good price or an amazing trip.

when i say "the end of the road" i mean "it's a great thing and you should try it!"

helena: so...did you like the defenition of this phrase?

nathan: yeah, i think it's the end of the road...

by netaya August 27, 2005

Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010