Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Guilemma

Pronounced: Guy - lemma.

Abstract noun.

A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.

Person A: "Hmm, I could hang out with you and get drunk, but I really should spend some time with my girlfriend."

Person B: "Typical guilemma."

by Clockwork Kid June 8, 2009

guinea bread

Italian bread.

When I was a kid, my Aunt Mo sent me to the store with a list of food items. I approached the Asian cashier timidly and asked him if he had "guinea bread" as my Aunt had requested. He looked puzzled for a moment and then handed me a loaf of Italian bread with a smile. My Aunt was pleased.

by KittyTouchIt May 25, 2011

guiterrorist

(n.) Someone whose abilities on a guitar (or, more rarely, a bass) are so poor that their picking up said instrument constitutes a simultaneous hate crime, human rights violation, and formal declaration of hostilities.

Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!

by mlkman June 15, 2011

Guinea Fungus

When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.

I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.

by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015

Geize

To ask someone to have a look at something real quick. To look at something that your friend has

Hey mate, Chuck us a geize of that pic

by Gg sit back June 28, 2016

Gizelle

A girl who is trust worthy you should always ask if there ok they will help you through problems you have And they have anxiety

Oh hey gizelle how are you doing

by Keep your eyes open August 10, 2019