Classic Goringe

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.

A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services

Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull

Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.

by imapoosey October 13, 2021

Two goreng

When you make 2 packets of indomie mi goreng 2 minute noodles in one bowl because 1 isn't enough

Hey man, do you want a two goreng or a single mi goreng?

How many gorengs do you do?

by TeaChai December 25, 2022

Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.

Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”

by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023

Will Le Grange

“I’m so ill” this is one of the many quotes of this strange creature who beat Troy at fifa. He likes to remind everyone how unwell he is and that it is cold. He’s a small little man and is always late.

Ps not my friend it’s not a inside joke

You know Alex he’s such a ‘will le grange’

by Creator19132146 October 9, 2019

hermione fucking granger

hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1

"hermione fucking granger is so hot"
"ikr so is emma watson"

by sophiasmom February 2, 2021

Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang

A dirty black broke Sudanese rufugee that is darker than a black hole, you can usually see it spawn in a KFC or inside a prison cell for overdue child support payments.
Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang is its simplified name, its real name is Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang Koul Tyrone Jerome Mustafa Ding Deng Dong

1: Hey bro, come to Kfc with us!
2: Ew, no! I don't want to go to Majok Chol Lukaku Deng Garang's house!

by Oohambatukam October 16, 2023

Hermione Granger

noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.

verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.

Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.

Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit

by BladeOwnsEdward August 19, 2010