Glomitz

A person who's only goal in life is to leach off of the success of others, who takes advantage of others at every opportunity and has neither the drive nor ambition to do anything worthwhile. A person who defys all commonsense whenever it suits.

My unemployed brother forces his wife to work while he sits at home playing World of Warcraft all day. When she gets home, she must serve him his dinner at the computer. He is such a glomitz.

by SloMoJo September 16, 2006

galomp

A sort of "tackle" of another person. Typically from the side or back. Characteristically the person being galompED is unsuspecting of this.

He missed Sarah so much he galomped her as soon as he saw her.

by R. Harrison March 5, 2008

Glomofo

When a girl named Gloria who's supposed to be all smart act all dumb and retarded in a split second, BEWARE its HIGHLY contagious and is airborne. She can also bring in new exotic diseases with just a cough. But the thing is, shes Super nice, Super Pretty, and is just every man's ideal type... till that Glomofo pops out.. it just happens naturally and sometimes she doesnt even realize it..

Gloria: "Hahahaha omg Steven and Stephen are spelled the same way!!..... i meant SPELT!!"

Friend: "GLOMOFO.."

by a glomofos victim November 21, 2011

Glooped

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

stroppy glimp

Stroppy means "grumpy" and glimp means "stupid", so this would be a grumpy and stupid person.

"fcuk ya then ya stroppy glimp,i will get em of ebay then" - actual quote from original context

by Reverend Beastly April 6, 2005

A Glom

Someone with sticky hands. Known to put his hand on things that don’t belong to him.

I don’t trust Sal around my things, he’s not a thief but he’s a Glom.

by AHCOH January 10, 2020

Gloop

Gloop
Noun. The lettuce on a cheap ass $0.99 value menu burger, or any sandwich at that price, from big named fast food establishments in the United States of America.

Gloopy
Adj. The appearance of something being grossly limp & moist like lettuce on a sandwich from big name fast food establishments $0.99 value menu.

Gloopier
Mc Donalds

Gloopiest
Jack n the box

Ewww! That $0.99 chicken sandwich has gloop on it!

by lucky bailey rocks December 5, 2018