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When a girl named Gloria who's supposed to be all smart act all dumb and retarded in a split second, BEWARE its HIGHLY contagious and is airborne. She can also bring in new exotic diseases with just a cough. But the thing is, shes Super nice, Super Pretty, and is just every man's ideal type... till that Glomofo pops out.. it just happens naturally and sometimes she doesnt even realize it..
Gloria: "Hahahaha omg Steven and Stephen are spelled the same way!!..... i meant SPELT!!"

Friend: "GLOMOFO.."
Glomofo by a glomofos victim November 21, 2011

Glomotoma 

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.
Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.
Glomotoma by smb0072962 August 22, 2022
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Glomorous 

Someone who is fashion, loves fashion and is gloriously glamorous .
example:

- i really think she is glamorous !
- Yes! she is gloriously glamorous!
- so... she is GLOMOROUS!
Glomorous by cocobite November 30, 2010

Glohofosho 

A very mentally unstable homosexual with a lust for Star Wars Lego sets. Get on his bad side and you’ll not hear the end of it.
God that Glohofosho is such a pathological liar.
Glohofosho by Sekie June 2, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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