Glomofo

When a girl named Gloria who's supposed to be all smart act all dumb and retarded in a split second, BEWARE its HIGHLY contagious and is airborne. She can also bring in new exotic diseases with just a cough. But the thing is, shes Super nice, Super Pretty, and is just every man's ideal type... till that Glomofo pops out.. it just happens naturally and sometimes she doesnt even realize it..

Gloria: "Hahahaha omg Steven and Stephen are spelled the same way!!..... i meant SPELT!!"

Friend: "GLOMOFO.."

Glomofo by a glomofos victim November 21, 2011

Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.

Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.

Glomotoma by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

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Related Words

Glomofo • Glohofosho • Glomorous • Glomotoma

Glomorous

Someone who is fashion, loves fashion and is gloriously glamorous .

example:

- i really think she is glamorous !
- Yes! she is gloriously glamorous!
- so... she is GLOMOROUS!

Glomorous by cocobite November 30, 2010

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Glohofosho

A very mentally unstable homosexual with a lust for Star Wars Lego sets. Get on his bad side and you’ll not hear the end of it.

God that Glohofosho is such a pathological liar.

Glohofosho by Sekie June 2, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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