Glomitz 

A person who's only goal in life is to leach off of the success of others, who takes advantage of others at every opportunity and has neither the drive nor ambition to do anything worthwhile. A person who defys all commonsense whenever it suits.

My unemployed brother forces his wife to work while he sits at home playing World of Warcraft all day. When she gets home, she must serve him his dinner at the computer. He is such a glomitz.

Glomitz by SloMoJo September 16, 2006

glomit

Smooth, thick vomit with soft lumps in it. Typically the consistancy of bananas pureed in a blender.

Dude, you have glomit in your beard. At least you didn't puke any sharp edges like after the time we ate mexican.

glomit by bob waevir May 23, 2006