Glitch in the Matrix

When, in short period of time, you see pairs of cars, passing by, matching in color and brand, identical. Not just one pair, few. And not even the common brands, but those that you never happen to see two of the same brand in the same place.

Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.

"Err, dude? I think there's a glitch in the matrix. Look at the road - !"

by Elizabeth_Bathory January 11, 2010

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gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

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Glitching

An excuse for when you fuck up and don’t wanna seem like an idiot

My hands were glitching, I couldn’t do my essay

by NasaIGuess December 26, 2018

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Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.

Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.

by pocoraven April 21, 2020

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