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Garrett

Garrett is probably the most chill dude you will ever meet. Always laid back and doesn't care what people think about him. He is probably on the soccer team or maybe even the kicker on the football team. They always work hard and never skip leg day. You will probably see Garrett in the gym at least 5 days a week sweating his balls off so he can get the rockin bod just for his Girl friend. If you know a someone named Garrett you will definitely be friends.
Sam: Dang Garrett Is this your 3rd leg day of the week??

Garrett: Yeah it was a lighter day though only 3 sets of 315 on squat and some lunges don't want to overdo it.
by jajajanebsnci November 18, 2020
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Garrett Bean

Garrett Bean, A great man known to IW. As a great Captain, To war-chief, To moderator. Our lovely Marleyan Ackerman.

Garrett Bean.
"Garrett-Carrot."

#Garrett Bean
by Garrett Carrot Simp March 18, 2021
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Garret Tucker

A loyal member of the boys. He never leaves them for a girl but can’t get over a girl that is wayyyyy out of his league. If are a boy and ever see a garret tucker start have sex with him
Wow Garret Tucker can’t get over colbi
by The big huge d man April 15, 2021
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garrets vagina

The cleanest, most fresh, moist vagina a Garret has ever had. Cannot be topped by any other vagina out there.
Since the nuclear power plant can run itself, I have more time to munch on the snack that is Garrets vagina.
by Where is the tunnel April 22, 2021
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Gareth48

i cooked a hot pocket in the gareth48
by DangerCow July 19, 2021
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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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Garrett Smith

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man alive! With all his great and successful talents he is good at everything! He is an amazing mechanic and welder and is one of the best drivers on and off dirt. Garrett Smith is also known for his amazing looks, and is good enough and respectful enough for any woman the follows his lead.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea is he the hot southern boy who banged my mom? Yea that him!
by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021
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