Future-ism

A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.

“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”

by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021

future genetix

We only sell hermaphrodite seeds, we lie about our paperwork , we photoshop our lab results , we even have skidz pretending to be vets

Future genetix plants all herm. Save your 20 bucks and get buck a seed from weedasec

by Dthefraudghey May 6, 2021

William the future

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by agasobanuye October 21, 2019

the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022

phil of the future

A great TV show on Disney starring a very hot, yet short, guy who's name is Phil in the show.

Phil of the future is a good show because Phil is so hot.

by sharter12345 March 30, 2006

Future Babe

A girl that is super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness. She's a babe... but not quite yet.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.

Bro, Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.

by Xavier Charles Freeman May 31, 2016

future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis

I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!

by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004