2 definitions by Tom the Ace

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.
Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022
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If you are able to speak or write a language appropriately, but you can't manage to do it on the keyboard without making mistakes and your messages or tweets are full of typos. Not to be confused with dyslexia.
Q: What are you talking about? I can't even abstract what you want to say?

A: Oh, sorrx, I'm a bitt unkeyboardable at the monent for I thing fastr then I can tyype
by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022
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