High Functioning Fucktard

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.

That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.

by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014

Funktionary

THE musical information destination for all things Funky.

I don't know that band. Let's look it up in the Funktionary.

by Annie Mills September 1, 2006

functionability

An imaginary word that describes the capacity for something to work as it's designed.

I was able to listen to my cds because of the functionability of my car stereo.

by Mr. Technically February 3, 2009

High functioning alcoholic

Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people “functional” or “high-functioning" alcoholics."

Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.

Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.

by Kenztenz July 30, 2017

functionable

Able to function after a long night of partying.

I have to be functionable at 6 am!

by Amy December 19, 2003

funtion

Misnomer of fun, a sense of joy, and function, a programming keyword.

Small and medium sized enterprises adopt this practice in their software documentation to make mundane coding jobs seem more tolerable.

In this funtion, we will take in two variables, args and kwargs, and return another funtion that can be called to produce the user array.

by hoz0r February 14, 2012

functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009