flump

to effectively date a girl simple so you can have sex with her, followed by an immediate dump.

hence flump (fuck + dump)

Corey: dude did you flump her?
Jordan: hell yes mate!

by Corey_0422622443 December 9, 2008

flump

the act of flumping

stop flumping me you whore

by boveric May 14, 2003

flumpy

a flumpy is something loose! A lot like extra baggage.

Sunshine told giggles that milkshake had flumpy man titties!

by rainbow bright August 13, 2006

Flump

(a)Meaning someone whos gulible or stupid.
(b)A word you use because you can.
(c)A word you can use for somone your joking around with.
(d)A marshmellow kind of sweet.

You Flump!

by Hollyhaaa April 21, 2009

Flumpshquad

A person that is so homosexual that his homosexuality is to the point of being a Taint licker, and will eat Peanuts out of a mans poop

Stan's homosexuality has advanced to the point of Flumpshquad.

by Flobs November 7, 2010

Flumpcious

When something is not too firm but not too jiggly.

That ass is flumpcious !!!

by Corm daddy November 22, 2016

Flumping

The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.

"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"

by jamondontoast2 October 5, 2017