flexecute

Flexecute (v) : to flex at such a high degree, that anyone who has the misfortune to witness such glory shall be executed.

Chad flexecuted five people just by walking into the gym.

by Nymly Pseudorfus February 23, 2018

Flex Paste

The paste version of the blessing from the god Phil Swift, known as Flex Seal. Inspired by Flex Tape, the Flex Paste commercial references the “NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE” meme and the “I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF” meme, showing that the gods above have given this as a gift.
(Was republished because of a typo)

Phil: To show you the power of Flex Paste, I took this chicken wire! Whoo!

by saltyfries47_yt March 8, 2020

flex0521

certified clutch god

Flex0521 is god

Add me ps4: flex0521

by Flex0521 August 21, 2020

Flex seal that pussy

When girls get all the STD's imaginable and need a little something to keep the peens out

"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

ex-flex

A former lover who then became a friend, but who is presently neither.

I don't want to go to the party if my ex-flex is going to be there.

by Kaichester August 29, 2009

g-flex

The knee-jerk inclination to answer a question via a Google search rather than recalling an answer naturally.

Trivia just isn't fun anymore! G-flex kicks in and people just don't think it out!

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda April 3, 2015

automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.

Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"

by Avocado7 January 5, 2017