Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

by veovis88 June 26, 2009

flustercated

being fustrated and aggravated at the same time.

i was flustercated with the damn blue flashy lights behind me while i was on my way to pick up my hoe.

by gangster JP September 25, 2005

flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.

"Wow I'm flattered but I'm taken."

by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016

fluster fuck

n. A person who is crazily stupid with love/lust

"Did you hear about how Jackie got married within the week?"
"Yeah, she's such a fluster fuck."

by sweet.potato June 17, 2016

e-flasher

n. Somebody who sends nude pics online without asking permission.

1. "eww, some pervert e-flasher just sent me a disgusting pic on AIM."

by Pepsi_X_Treme September 24, 2005

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

flustercluck

one of those forgettable dumbass things you say when nervous (mostly but not always around a hottie of the interesting persuasion) and open your mouth while blood is not flowing properly to your brain

George Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Fred: Joe, u hear the flustercluck bush just regurgitated
Joe: yup just another bushhism

by drjim January 10, 2008