sneaky kiss

n. when you go to kiss someone and then sit on their dick instead
I gave Justice a sneaky kiss last December, and he LOVED it.
by sweet.potato October 02, 2017
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fluster fuck

n. A person who is crazily stupid with love/lust
"Did you hear about how Jackie got married within the week?"
"Yeah, she's such a fluster fuck."
by sweet.potato June 18, 2016
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