feelces

Feeling like shit.

I caught feels, but then she banged my stepbrother and now I've caught feelces.

by anarchetype June 21, 2017

Fecesious

The physical condition of, or smell of being covered in feces; unclean or soiled by bile; covered in bowel discharge; exterior coating of excrement.

The stray dog 's fur was fecesious.
My new boots were fecesious after walking through the pasture.
My carpet is fecesious, after my cat had diarrhea.
He smells fecesious.

by BettyBopperBoneHopper November 15, 2017

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...

Daniel has feces cancer from the flood

by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018

feeless

Have no feeling

Rome: "hey, Lanny. Are you have a feeling for Jackson?"
Lanny: "no I'm not, cause I'm feeless."

by Simpldiuretic November 25, 2018

Feces

Feces is a synonym for poo.

This virus is only contagious from feces

by Furmmy654 December 20, 2018

Feces

Basically, poop n' shit.

"Eww, what's that smell?"
"I pooped my pants. It smells like feces."

by Sir_Busington October 15, 2019