FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

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FBS

Fuck Boy Syndrom

Fuck Boy Syndrom (FBS) is typically gotten by those who like many girls at once and have early dementia.

by ------389 February 24, 2018

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Fb gangsta

Usually a hood rat residing in Oakland county MI. He will use words like bruh and nigga. He will give his address out freely to fight bitch ass hoes for no reason. He will screen shot fb threads to jack off to in his spare time. He will be missing his four front teeth by age 34 which will help with the all the dick sucking. For this is now his new career after talking so much trash on social media no one will hire him.

Sean: I'm so fb gangsta, I'll bury you in my back yard bruh.

by Selmablair March 16, 2017

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