Solar Eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.

Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!

by nooblegend6927 September 1, 2019

Eclipse

When a man or woman's stomach is so fat their belly hangs over their pubic region.

Eclipses can range in size. A full eclipse would be defined by complete coverage. For a man, he would have to lift his stomach in order to pee while standing.

Yo, check out the eclipse on that fat-ass! He's one lunar cycle away from being able to have sex with his own belly button!

by Hack Attack August 1, 2011

Virgin eclipse

An obscuring of the light due to one larger virgin, obstructing the passage of light shone by a smaller virgin and the original source of virgin illumination

Far out, Adham just walked in front of Bonar.

"That's a virgin eclipse"

by Stooker October 13, 2017

Totally eclipsed

To completely black out on an event or conversation.

Dude... like, I totally eclipsed on our conversation last night.

by Good Lil Monkey April 9, 2024

tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011

Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.

by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018

total lunar eclipse

also known as a blood moon because of the moon's deep red color. An extreme lunar eclipse when the moon is completely within the shadow of the earth. Total lunar eclipses occur on an irregular cycle, averaging out to about once per year. Folklore has it that time travelers make contact on the night of the total lunar eclipse.

- Tonight is a rare Blood Moon — caused by a Total Lunar Eclipse!

- Good to know!

by 0bject May 8, 2025