eat a cactus

a form of threat or extreme hatrid towards someone

Wishing someone to die

Hey John, eat a cactus!

by Aliciabreh January 3, 2016

eatable

This word can ONLY be used by Daniel Binselan. It is patented.

Humans are eatable, yum yum, eatable humans.

Is that eatable? - Daniel

by Eva Noire July 9, 2006

go eat a weiner

1. To tell one one to screw off in a not so rude manner. 2. A rabdin suggestion when there is nothing to do.

1. Ron you been bugging me all day, go eat a weiner! 2. What is there to do? Ummmmmmmmm..........eat weiners.

by colin passy April 30, 2003

eat a dong

A term used to tell someone being a giant ass to f*ck off, however being a bit more creative. Typically what you would say to Kanye West if you had the chance to meet him.

KANYE:"I already told you, I am a God"
RESPONSE: "Eat a dong you piece of garbage.

by lifeless_derp July 12, 2016

National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

Eat a peach

When a lesbian wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark. Similar to the phrase "Eat a dick"

STFU Eat a peach, bitch!

by FunkyMunky77 July 22, 2011

eat a nug

something you're not supposed to do.

(a nug is weed. you're not supposed to eat straight up weed.)

colin-i'm so high! i just ate a nug!
abby-you're not supposed to straight up eat a nug..
colin-oh..right.

by apairofscissors June 9, 2009