Zoo Driftin'

A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.

Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can't. I'm going Zoo Driftin'. Yeah...the crew and I are going drifting at the zoo.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

draft

Something females (even in Israel to some extent) get out of by using female sex as a disability.

Women should not be taken seriously until they are subject to the draft.

by someone subject to the draft September 11, 2006

drift

An advanced driving technique used mainly for show in which the driver maintains oversteer through balance of throttle and steering inputs. It is the latest trend to be slowly taken over by automotive posers (Ricers). Because of this, you see many "dRifT ThUgZ," who are no more than idiot posers who watch too much Initial D and think yanking the E-brake around the street is a drift. Go Away.

"Yo, he did a mad drift, yo in da hood I'm a faggot gangsta please give me penis" <- WRONG.

by Lonely Doridori January 11, 2004

Drifting

The act of masturbating is also known as drifting .

Whiles drifting a car consist of high level of control with the hand , it's also about lossing control resulting alot of fun.Thus come drifting = masturbating

The amount of drifting you're doing . I'm gonna run out of cucumbers.

by Teabagtim May 13, 2016

shit drifter

when a shit of a good size is in the toilet bowl, and when u go to flush in stead of breaking and going down it drifts around the bowl leaving skid marks

dude come lookat this log i dropped i think it might be a shit drifter

by shit*king April 29, 2009

Drut

'Turd' spelt backwards.

Sometimes used as an idea of someone excreting out of their mouth.

Plural is Drutting.

"Woah whats that coming out of your mouth!?"
"Oh I was just having a drut"

by Urban bot August 13, 2008

Drafternoon

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

by sheepyone December 31, 2008