Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.
by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019

Any of a class of men that perform unskilled attempts at autofellatio, autoerotic asphyxiation, coprophagy, or any similar act of sexual deviance that requires medical assistance after the fact.
Autofellatio: draining oneself and health care resources
Stranglebate: The drain man stranglebated himself so hard he required medical assistance!
I feel sorry for the drain man, he threw out his back again trying to do a body donut.
Body donut
Stranglebate: The drain man stranglebated himself so hard he required medical assistance!
I feel sorry for the drain man, he threw out his back again trying to do a body donut.
Body donut
by Vilrace February 9, 2010

by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020

A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain
A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.
Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.
Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.
by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023

What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.
by Teekums July 1, 2020

If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is
by DeNameland March 12, 2009

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.
The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.
by linguistic anthropologist June 2, 2011
