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Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation
Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.
by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019
mugGet the Jizzy Drainmug.

drain man

Any of a class of men that perform unskilled attempts at autofellatio, autoerotic asphyxiation, coprophagy, or any similar act of sexual deviance that requires medical assistance after the fact.
Autofellatio: draining oneself and health care resources

Stranglebate: The drain man stranglebated himself so hard he required medical assistance!

I feel sorry for the drain man, he threw out his back again trying to do a body donut.
Body donut
by Vilrace February 9, 2010
mugGet the drain manmug.

mexican drain

It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.
Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain
by Dang ol' dangus February 8, 2020
mugGet the mexican drainmug.

Brain Drain

A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain
A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.

Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.
by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023
mugGet the Brain Drainmug.

Circle The Drain

What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.
I was sober for ten months and then I slipped up and started to circle the drain.
by Teekums July 1, 2020
mugGet the Circle The Drainmug.

drain rod

(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female
If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is
by DeNameland March 12, 2009
mugGet the drain rodmug.

drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.
The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.
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